why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Good.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Once upon a time.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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c+t+c?

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Who has downs this joke

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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