whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Working hard or hardly working????

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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