women

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Don't think of granny porn

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Is this a chair?

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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