An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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nine...eleven

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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