Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

memes

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What's cold and icy? Ice

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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