Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Chuck Norris died.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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I have no ideas.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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don't look behind you

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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