- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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