The Charlotte bobcats.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What sucks?

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

stop it ryan vallee

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

womens rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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