- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Obama-Care

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

FAP

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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