A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The 19th Amendment

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

666

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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