- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

It's your mother, open the door.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Women"s Rights

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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