The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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you will now laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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