Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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