why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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who farted your mother

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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