A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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