Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Rock mattress.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Women's rights.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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