What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti Joke

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