- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Barack Obama

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

whats really hot the sun

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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