There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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women have rights

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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