What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What is worse

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Hi Jacob You cool

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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