- Anti Joke

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What's up? The sky.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Windows Vista

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue