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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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I'm gay.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Religion

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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