Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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