What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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