- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

Canada's army

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

I'm taken

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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