Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Compton

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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