Knock knock (No one is home)

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What abou three times

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Penis.

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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