Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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