- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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