What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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