your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Rob Bell

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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My butt!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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