- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

A fat boy walked into a party

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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