What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

Your mother is a man.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Giving birth to the antichrist

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

The penn state football administration

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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