A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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666

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Flab

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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YOLO

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Knock Knock Come in

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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