How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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