You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Unflushed Shit...

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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