Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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