- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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