Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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Nathan Gooderson.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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