What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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