What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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