A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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My Girlfriend

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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What is worse than hell?

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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