A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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My mom.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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