What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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BWAT

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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