- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Teen pregnancy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What sucks?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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