- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

c+t+c?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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