- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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