What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Tennesse

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Left. That one direction...

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Compton

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Vagina-Boob

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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