A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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