What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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women leaving the kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Video Games

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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