- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a good joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

i'm not gay

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

This is my joke. funny

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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