Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Left. That one direction...

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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