- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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