Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What is worse than hell?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

weiner? balls

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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