- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Star Wars

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Video Games

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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