What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Nickelback.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Potato

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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women's rights.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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