There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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