A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Penis.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Johnson stops eating

no u

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Chuck Norris died.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Teen pregnancy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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