Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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penis

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I'm gay.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Hey, Max!!

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imadewords

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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