- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

Jokes are funny.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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