What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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25

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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