What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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