what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Bin Laden is dead.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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