Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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