How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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