What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Left. That one direction...

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Penis!

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

YOLO

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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