What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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8=D

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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