How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Chayton

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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poop

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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