Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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"Up to 50% off."

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The Economy

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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The 19th Amendment

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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