What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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This is my joke. funny

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Chrissy is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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