That's Racist

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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It's your mother, open the door.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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