A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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toast points

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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