Looks through the peephole.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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women

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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