a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Where's my tractor?

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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