- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

roses are red, violets are violet

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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