Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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