What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

whats young and never moved? still born baby

What's up? A direction...

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Woman's Rights.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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