A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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save water shower with friends

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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