- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this a chair?

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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