really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Whats9+10 19

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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Anti Joke

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