Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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