Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Penis!

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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like for a handjob.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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That's Racist

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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