- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

whats better than 24................. 25

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Vagina-Boob

What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Is this a chair?

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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