Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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monkey sponge

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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