My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Rock mattress.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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i'm not gay

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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This is my joke. funny

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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