- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

Women's rights

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's dead? Your mum.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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