- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

Whats 9 + 10? 19

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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