Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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World Peace

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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