What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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The 19th Amendment

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anne hatthaway

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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