Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Comment is abusive and has been removed.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A: Knock knock. B: <>

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

thumb_up thumb_down -30

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

what is white and red all over? a ginger

thumb_up thumb_down -50

You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

thumb_up thumb_down +79

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

thumb_up thumb_down +55

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops