you will now laugh.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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