so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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OBAMA

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Ben Colbert is gay

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God is real

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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8===========D O:

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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you will now laugh.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

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