Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats young and never moved? still born baby

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock Who's there My dick

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

thumb_up thumb_down -10

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Looks through the peephole.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

thumb_up thumb_down -16

YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

God is real

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what is stupid and reading this you

thumb_up thumb_down -16

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops