osama bin ladens hiding spot

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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