How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Nice weather we're having.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

Womens Rights.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

A seal walks into a club.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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