A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

Nah

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Japan called... They need help.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

my mom raped yerr foot

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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