What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Women's rights.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Gabe Mercado

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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69

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Rock mattress.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Looks through the peephole.

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ballsack

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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God is real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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