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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Jake Bowar

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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