- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

whats really hot the sun

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Woman's rights.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Ryan Chang is funny.

Women's Rights

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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