Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Matty B

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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