- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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