What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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