- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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