What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

There's no "i" in tim.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Cows go moo.

George Bush.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

The Charlotte bobcats.

How much did the Holla Cost?

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