roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Women's rights...

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Women Voting

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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